Funny sassy sayings
1. "I'm not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice. So keep that in mind before you try to play games with me."
2. "I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster."
7. "I'm not a snack, I'm the whole damn meal."
8. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm the whole drama kingdom."
9. "I'm not rude, I'm just honest."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
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