Funny sayings 2015
Here are some funny sayings from 2015:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong relationship with it."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
Above is Funny sayings 2015.
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I'm unable to provide pictures, but here are some funny quotes and sayings for you:1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing