Funny sayings 50
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong emotional bond with it."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
11. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
12. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
13. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
14. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at detecting loopholes."
15. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just allergic to gravity."
16. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social network."
17. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular."
18. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a sofa spud."
19. "I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator."
20. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."
Above is Funny sayings 50.