Funny sayings about age 40

1. "Life begins at 40... but so do the aches and pains!"

2. "At 40, you start to realize that your body is a lot like a car - it starts making strange noises and requires more maintenance."

3. "Turning 40 is like reaching the top of the hill in a rollercoaster - you can see the drop ahead, but you're not quite ready for it!"

4. "At 40, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned!"

5. "They say 40 is the new 30... until you try to stay up past 10 pm!"

6. "Being 40 is like being a fine wine - you only get better with age, but you might give people a headache the next day!"

7. "At 40, you start to realize that the only thing you want for your birthday is a nap."

8. "Turning 40 is like finally hitting the 'update' button on your life software - some things improve, some things crash, and you're left wondering where the time went."

9. "40 is the age where you start to appreciate the finer things in life, like a good night's sleep and a quiet evening at home."

10. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm still waiting for the instruction manual!"

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