Funny sayings about apples

1. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"

2. "Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!"

3. "You're the apple of my pie... I mean, eye!"

4. "Life is like an apple, sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's a little sour."

5. "I'm not a bad apple, I'm just a little bruised."

6. "You can't compare apples to oranges, but you can sure make a hilarious fruit salad!"

7. "An apple never falls far from the tree, especially when it's thrown by a mischievous squirrel."

8. "I'm not just any apple, I'm the apple of discord!"

9. "Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!"

10. "When life gives you apples, make apple pie... or just eat them, they're delicious!"

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