Funny sayings about awful things
1. "I'm not saying my life is a dumpster fire, but I did roast marshmallows over it last night."
2. "I've hit rock bottom so many times, I'm starting to make friends with the stalactites."
3. "My luck is like a broken mirror - shattered into a million pieces and each one is bad luck."
4. "I'm not sure if I'm living in a comedy or a tragedy, but either way, I need a refund."
5. "If my life was a movie, it would be rated R for Ridiculously Awful."
6. "I have a black belt in disaster management - it's the only skill I've mastered."
7. "I'm not sure if I'm cursed or just really good at attracting chaos."
8. "My life is like a bad joke - the punchline is always me."
9. "I'm not sure if I'm living in a sitcom or a horror movie, but either way, I need a new script."
10. "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you a dumpster fire, just run."
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