Funny sayings about being broke

1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."

2. "I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich."

3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I can't afford it."

4. "I'm so broke, my bank account is on a diet."

5. "I'm living that Ramen noodle lifestyle."

6. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my respects."

7. "I'm not broke, I'm just between blessings."

8. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my phone bill. So if you need me, send a carrier pigeon."

9. "I'm so broke, I have to make my own 'Happy Hour' at home."

10. "I'm not broke, I'm just financially challenged."

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