Funny sayings about being grumpy

1. "I'm not grumpy, I just have a permanent scowl."

2. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just allergic to mornings."

3. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just surrounded by idiots."

4. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just practicing my resting grump face."

5. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."

6. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just embracing my inner grump."

7. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just a ray of pitch-black sunshine."

8. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just a professional at being unimpressed."

9. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just a grumpy cat in human form."

10. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just a grumpy old soul trapped in a young body."

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Nibbling ear quotes and sayings

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