Funny sayings about being guilty
1. "I'm not guilty, I just have a really bad case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time."
2. "I plead guilty to being too fabulous for my own good."
3. "I'm not guilty, I'm just a victim of circumstance... and bad decision-making."
4. "I may be guilty of eating too much chocolate, but I plead insanity due to its deliciousness."
5. "I'm not guilty, I'm just an innocent bystander in my own questionable choices."
6. "I'm guilty of being too charming for my own good, your honor."
7. "I'm not guilty, I'm just a magnet for trouble... and dessert."
8. "I plead guilty to being too awesome for my own good."
9. "I may be guilty of making bad puns, but I swear it was a crime of passion."
10. "I'm not guilty, I'm just a master of accidental mischief."
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