Funny sayings about being pissed off
1. "I'm not angry, I'm just passionately expressing my displeasure."
2. "I'm not mad, I'm just practicing my resting pissed face."
3. "I'm so angry, I could punch a hole in a cloud."
4. "I'm not upset, I'm just experiencing a temporary state of rage."
5. "I'm so mad, I could make a volcano look calm."
6. "I'm not furious, I'm just a little tornado of anger."
7. "I'm not in a bad mood, I'm just in a 'please don't talk to me' mood."
8. "I'm not angry, I'm just channeling my inner grumpy cat."
9. "I'm not fuming, I'm just radiating some serious heat."
10. "I'm not in a rage, I'm just in a 'please don't test me' kind of mood."
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