Funny sayings about being stupid
1. "I'm not saying I'm stupid, but I just tried to put my phone on airplane mode and threw it out the window."
2. "I'm so dumb, I thought a quarterback was a refund."
3. "I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I'm not the dullest either."
4. "I'm not dumb, I'm just intellectually challenged."
5. "I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but at least I'm a fun color."
6. "I'm not stupid, I'm just fluent in gibberish."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not saying I'm stupid, but I once tried to unlock my car with my house key."
9. "I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I sure do light up a room."
10. "I may not have all my marbles, but at least I have a good sense of humor about it."
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