Funny sayings about boobs
1. "I may not be a genie, but I can grant your wish for bigger boobs with just a push-up bra."
2. "I like my boobs like I like my coffee - perky and always ready to go."
3. "Boobs are like a good book - you can't stop staring at them once you start."
4. "I don't need a crystal ball to predict your future - I can just look at your boobs and see a great time ahead."
5. "Boobs are like snowflakes - no two pairs are exactly alike, but they all bring joy to the world."
6. "I may not be a mathematician, but I can definitely appreciate the geometry of a well-shaped pair of boobs."
7. "Boobs are like a fine wine - they get better with age and a little bit of gravity."
8. "I don't need a map to find my way around your heart - just follow the cleavage road."
9. "Boobs are like balloons - they're fun to play with and always bring a smile to your face."
10. "I may not be a scientist, but I can confirm that boobs are the best natural wonders of the world."
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