Funny sayings about cars
1. "Why did the car break up with the road? It couldn't handle the commitment."
2. "I told my car a joke, but it didn't laugh. It just stalled."
3. "My car's favorite band? The Brake Street Boys."
4. "Why did the car go to therapy? It had too many issues."
5. "I asked my car for a lift, but it said it was tired of carrying my baggage."
6. "My car's favorite movie genre? Crash and burn."
7. "I tried to start a conversation with my car, but it just kept revving up."
8. "My car's motto: 'I brake for no one.'"
9. "Why did the car go to the party alone? It couldn't find a parking spot."
10. "My car's dream job? A parallel park ranger."
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