Funny sayings about castles

1. "I'm not a princess, I'm a queen of my own castle...and my castle is made of Legos."

2. "I don't need a knight in shining armor, I need a handyman for my castle's never-ending repairs."

3. "Life is like a castle, full of hidden rooms and unexpected surprises...and probably a few ghosts too."

4. "I may not have a moat around my castle, but I do have a dog that barks at anyone who comes near."

5. "Building a sandcastle is like building a mini kingdom...that will be destroyed by the tide in a matter of minutes."

6. "I'm the ruler of my own castle, but let's be real, my cat is the one who truly wears the crown."

7. "Castles are like giant sandcastles for adults...except with more dungeons and less sunscreen."

8. "I like my coffee like I like my castles...strong, fortified, and able to withstand a siege."

9. "Life is a lot like a castle, sometimes you have to defend your walls and other times you just want to throw a party in the great hall."

10. "I may not have a castle, but my apartment is my fortress...and the pizza delivery guy is my loyal knight."

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