Funny sayings about chicken wings

1. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a chicken wing enthusiast."

2. "I like my chicken wings like I like my jokes - extra saucy."

3. "I believe in the power of chicken wings to solve all of life's problems."

4. "I didn't choose the chicken wing life, the chicken wing life chose me."

5. "I'm just winging it through life, one chicken wing at a time."

6. "You can't make everyone happy, you're not a chicken wing."

7. "When life gives you lemons, trade them for chicken wings."

8. "I'm on a strict chicken wing diet... I see wings, I eat them."

9. "I'm not addicted to chicken wings, I'm just committed to their deliciousness."

10. "I like my chicken wings like I like my friends - spicy and always there for me."

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