Funny sayings about cleaning the house

1. "Cleaning the house is like a never-ending game of hide and seek with dust bunnies."

2. "My house isn't messy, it's just creatively organized."

3. "Cleaning the house is a lot like a circus act - juggling dirty laundry, sweeping up crumbs, and balancing on a ladder to reach the top shelf."

4. "I clean my house every day...just kidding, I'm not that kind of superhero."

5. "Cleaning the house is a workout in disguise - who needs a gym membership when you have a vacuum and a mop?"

6. "My house is not messy, it's just eco-friendly - I'm letting the dust bunnies roam free."

7. "Cleaning the house is like a horror movie - you never know what you'll find lurking under the couch."

8. "I don't have a cleaning schedule, I have a 'panic and clean everything in 10 minutes' schedule."

9. "Cleaning the house is a lot like a magic trick - one minute it's spotless, the next minute it's a disaster."

10. "My house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy."

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