Funny sayings about cold

1. "I'm so cold, I think I saw a penguin wearing a parka."

2. "It's so cold, even the polar bears are wearing sweaters."

3. "I'm not saying it's cold outside, but my hot chocolate just asked for a blanket."

4. "The only thing getting a workout in this cold weather is my shivering muscles."

5. "I'm so cold, I'm considering hibernating until spring."

6. "It's so cold, I saw a snowman shivering."

7. "I'm not sure if I'm shivering from the cold or doing the winter dance."

8. "I'm so cold, I could use my icicles as chopsticks."

9. "The only thing warm around here is my sense of humor."

10. "I'm so cold, I'm considering moving to the equator for a heatwave."

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