Funny sayings about deadlines

1. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams

2. "I operate on a 'deadline is approaching' basis. It's the only way I get anything done."

3. "Deadlines are like zombies - they always come back to haunt you."

4. "I work best under pressure, but I also procrastinate until the last possible moment."

5. "Deadlines are like a sword of Damocles hanging over my head, waiting to drop at any moment."

6. "I never met a deadline I couldn't push back."

7. "Deadlines are like taxes - inevitable and always looming."

8. "I thrive on deadlines, but I also have a love-hate relationship with them. Mostly hate."

9. "Deadlines are like a game of chicken - who will blink first, me or the clock?"

10. "I have a deadline today, but I also have a strong urge to take a nap. Decisions, decisions."

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