Funny sayings about drinking beer
1. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel good."
3. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
4. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
5. "I work until beer o'clock."
6. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
7. "Beer is like liquid happiness in a bottle."
8. "I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking creatively."
9. "Beer: because no good story ever started with someone eating a kale salad."
10. "I have a beer gut because it's a storage unit for all my great memories."
Above is Funny sayings about drinking beer.
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