Funny sayings about drug addicts
1. "Drug addicts are like Pokemon, they gotta catch 'em all."
2. "I told my drug addict friend to go to rehab, but he said 'I'm not addicted, I just really like drugs.'"
3. "Drug addicts have a hard time making decisions because they're always 'on the fence'."
4. "I asked a drug addict if he wanted to go for a run, he said 'I thought you said we were going to get high'."
5. "Drug addicts are like cats, they always land on their feet... after a good trip."
6. "I tried to have a serious conversation with a drug addict, but it turned into a 'highly' entertaining debate."
7. "Drug addicts have a unique perspective on life, they see things through 'rose-colored glasses'... or maybe that's just the drugs."
8. "I asked a drug addict if he wanted to play hide and seek, he said 'I'm already hiding from my problems, seek me there'."
9. "Drug addicts are always looking for the 'high' points in life, even if it means hitting rock bottom first."
10. "I told a drug addict to take a chill pill, he said 'I already did, that's the problem'."
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