Funny sayings about eating

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

3. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."

4. "I'm not a glutton, I'm an explorer of food."

5. "I'm not hungry, I'm just bored... and the fridge is calling my name."

6. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

7. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast."

8. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist."

9. "I'm not a food critic, I'm a food connoisseur."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician - I make food disappear!"

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