Funny sayings about falling down

1. "I fall down so often, I should start a new sport called gravity surfing."

2. "I fall down so gracefully, I should audition for the role of a falling leaf in a nature documentary."

3. "I fall down more often than a clumsy giraffe on roller skates."

4. "I fall down so frequently, I'm considering getting a frequent faller card for discounts."

5. "I fall down with such style, I should be sponsored by a mattress company."

6. "I fall down so much, I'm thinking of hiring a personal crash pad."

7. "I fall down like a pro – a pro at tripping over my own feet."

8. "I fall down so often, I should have my own blooper reel."

9. "I fall down so much, I'm starting to think gravity has a personal vendetta against me."

10. "I fall down like a ninja – a ninja who forgot their ninja training."

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