Funny sayings about fish

1. "Fish are friends, not food... unless you're a shark."

2. "Some people fish for compliments, but I fish for dinner."

3. "Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!"

4. "Fish are like relationships, they're better when they're fresh."

5. "I'm hooked on fishing, but my wallet is the one that's always getting reeled in."

6. "Fish are the only pets that you can't hug... unless you're a mermaid."

7. "I'm not a fisherman, I'm a fish whisperer."

8. "Fish are like vegetables - they're best when they're deep fried."

9. "Fish are like snowflakes, each one is unique... and slippery."

10. "I'm so good at fishing, I can catch a fish without even trying... said no one ever."

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