Funny sayings about geting old
1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
2. "Age is just a number, but in my case, it's a really big number."
3. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
4. "I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age... or at least that's what I tell myself."
5. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
6. "I may be getting older, but at least I'm getting wiser... or so they say."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
8. "I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
9. "I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted."
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