Funny sayings about getting out of bed
1. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning zombie."
2. "Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing in the morning."
3. "I woke up like this... reluctantly."
4. "I don't need an alarm clock, my bed is my snooze button."
5. "I don't rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best."
6. "My bed and I have a complicated relationship - it's hard to leave, but I know I have to."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode until I get out of bed."
8. "Getting out of bed is the ultimate act of bravery in the morning."
9. "I don't hit the snooze button, I give it a standing ovation."
10. "My bed is a magnet and I'm just a helpless piece of metal trying to resist its pull."
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