Funny sayings about grades

1. "My grades are like a bad horror movie - they just keep dropping!"

2. "I'm not failing, I'm just providing a valuable lesson in what not to do."

3. "My GPA is like a fine wine - it gets worse with age."

4. "I have a love-hate relationship with my grades...mostly hate."

5. "My grades are so low, they're practically underground."

6. "I'm not failing, I'm just on a prolonged study break."

7. "My grades are like a rollercoaster - up and down, but mostly down."

8. "I'm not sure if my grades are trying to tell me something, but they're definitely not speaking highly of me."

9. "My grades are like a bad joke - no one's laughing."

10. "I'm not failing, I'm just exploring alternative grading systems."

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