Funny sayings about having no money
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. "I'm not poor, I'm just pre-rich."
3. "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, as long as I die by next Tuesday."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I can't afford it."
5. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my respects."
6. "I'm living the dream...the dream where I'm broke and eating ramen noodles for the third night in a row."
7. "I'm so broke, my bank account is in the negative numbers."
8. "I'm not broke, I'm just between blessings."
9. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
10. "I'm so broke, I have to make a budget to afford free samples."
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