Funny sayings about heart attack

1. "I told my heart to stop attacking me, but it just keeps giving me chest pains."

2. "Having a heart attack is like your body's way of saying, 'Surprise! I'm not done with you yet.'"

3. "My heart attacks me more often than my ex did."

4. "I didn't realize my heart had such a strong sense of humor until it decided to play a prank on me with a heart attack."

5. "Having a heart attack is like your heart throwing a temper tantrum inside your chest."

6. "I always knew my heart had a rebellious streak, but I didn't expect it to rebel with a full-blown heart attack."

7. "My heart attack was so unexpected, even my cardiologist was surprised."

8. "Who knew my heart had such a dramatic flair? It really knows how to make an entrance with a heart attack."

9. "I guess my heart wanted to spice up my life with a little adrenaline rush, so it decided to give me a heart attack."

10. "Having a heart attack is like your heart saying, 'Hold my beer, I got this.'"

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