Funny sayings about horror movies
1. "Watching a horror movie is like going on a rollercoaster ride, except you're screaming the whole time."
2. "Horror movies are like a box of chocolates, except all the chocolates are filled with screams and jump scares."
3. "If horror movies were a workout, I'd have a six-pack from all the jumping and screaming."
4. "Horror movies are like a bad relationship - you know they're going to scare you, but you keep coming back for more."
5. "Watching a horror movie is like playing a game of 'How many times can I cover my eyes in 90 minutes?'"
6. "Horror movies are like a haunted house - you know it's all fake, but you still can't help but get scared."
7. "Horror movies are like a test of bravery - except instead of a grade, you get nightmares."
8. "Watching a horror movie is like going on a blind date with fear - you never know what's going to jump out at you."
9. "Horror movies are like a spooky version of 'Simon Says' - except instead of following commands, you're following screams."
10. "Horror movies are like a game of hide and seek, except you're the one hiding from the screen."
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