Funny sayings about horses

1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford a one-horse open sleigh."

2. "I'm not a betting man, but I'd put my money on a horse with a sense of humor."

3. "Why did the horse go to the therapist? He had too many neigh-sayers in his life."

4. "I'm not horsing around, these puns are mane-ly for your entertainment."

5. "Horses may not be able to talk, but they sure know how to neigh-say what's on their minds."

6. "I asked my horse for some advice, but all he said was 'hay, hay, hay.'"

7. "I'm not sure if my horse is a comedian, but he sure knows how to hoof it up."

8. "Why did the horse cross the road? To prove he wasn't a neigh-sayer."

9. "I tried to teach my horse to dance, but he kept saying 'neigh' to the rhythm."

10. "I told my horse a joke, but he just gave me a long face in response."

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