Funny sayings about kid

1. "Children are like wet cement, whatever falls on them makes an impression."

2. "Raising kids is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."

3. "Having a child is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."

4. "Children: the only creatures that can turn a simple task into a 3-hour ordeal."

5. "Kids: because laughing at your own jokes gets old after a while."

6. "Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a duck - it's slow, painful, and you'll probably end up covered in poop."

7. "Children are like snowflakes - beautiful, unique, and they make a huge mess when they melt."

8. "Parenting is a constant battle between wanting your kids to be independent and not wanting them to move out."

9. "Having kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken - it's loud, messy, and you're never quite sure if you're doing it right."

10. "Children are like farts - you can tolerate your own, but other people's are unbearable."

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