Funny sayings about maps

1. "I'm so bad with directions, I couldn't find my way out of a paper map."

2. "I don't need a map, I have a built-in GPS...that never works."

3. "I'm like a map - outdated and full of wrong turns."

4. "I follow maps like a cat follows a laser pointer - all over the place."

5. "I'm so directionally challenged, I could get lost in a straight line."

6. "Maps are like my exes - they always lead me in circles."

7. "I'm a map enthusiast - I collect them to remind myself how lost I can get."

8. "I don't trust maps, they're always trying to take me on detours."

9. "I'm a master at folding maps...into a confusing mess."

10. "I'm convinced that maps have a secret agenda to make me late."

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