Funny sayings about me
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just doing a performance art piece on gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for important tasks... like napping."
3. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory for things that don't involve snacks."
4. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a strict deadline extension program."
5. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options... for an unusually long time."
6. "I'm not a night owl, I'm just a nocturnal productivity enthusiast."
7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for my Netflix queue."
8. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm just a highly skilled conversationalist with strangers."
9. "I'm not a foodie, I'm just a culinary adventurer on a never-ending quest for snacks."
10. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm just a method actor preparing for life's unexpected plot twists."
Above is Funny sayings about me.
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