Funny sayings about medicine
1. "I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life when I Google my symptoms."
3. "Medicine is like a love-hate relationship. You hate taking it, but you love feeling better."
4. "Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood."
5. "I asked the pharmacist for some advice, but all I got was a bitter pill to swallow."
6. "I'm not saying I'm a hypochondriac, but I did just buy a medical dictionary for fun."
7. "I tried to make a joke about anesthesia, but it put me to sleep."
8. "I asked the doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He said, 'No, it's antibiotics.'"
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I can diagnose a case of the Mondays from a mile away."
10. "I told the nurse I was feeling a little horse. She said, 'Neigh-sayer, you're just a little hoarse!'"
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