Funny sayings about medicine

1. "I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life when I Google my symptoms."

3. "Medicine is like a love-hate relationship. You hate taking it, but you love feeling better."

4. "Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood."

5. "I asked the pharmacist for some advice, but all I got was a bitter pill to swallow."

6. "I'm not saying I'm a hypochondriac, but I did just buy a medical dictionary for fun."

7. "I tried to make a joke about anesthesia, but it put me to sleep."

8. "I asked the doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He said, 'No, it's antibiotics.'"

9. "I'm not a doctor, but I can diagnose a case of the Mondays from a mile away."

10. "I told the nurse I was feeling a little horse. She said, 'Neigh-sayer, you're just a little hoarse!'"

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