Funny sayings about moms
1. "I smile because you're my mom. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
2. "Behind every great kid is a mom who is pretty sure she's screwing it all up."
3. "I love how my mom doesn't even need to say 'I told you so.' Her face just says it all."
4. "I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we're still looking.'"
5. "I'm pretty sure my mom's superpower is the ability to find anything I've ever lost."
6. "My mom always said, 'If you can't say something nice, say it to your grandma.'"
7. "I used to think my mom was a superhero. Now I realize she's just a really good actress."
8. "My mom's favorite exercise is running late."
9. "My mom's cooking is so bad, even the smoke alarm cheers when the meal is over."
10. "My mom's idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
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