Funny sayings about month of may

1. "May is like a box of chocolates, you never know what weather you're gonna get."

2. "May the fourth be with you... and also with you, May."

3. "April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Allergies."

4. "May is the month where you can go from wearing a winter coat to a swimsuit in the same week."

5. "May is the month where everyone suddenly remembers they have a beach body... under layers of winter insulation."

6. "May is the month where you start making plans for summer, but end up just binge-watching Netflix instead."

7. "May is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs... and unexpected rain showers."

8. "May is the month where you realize you haven't started on any of your New Year's resolutions yet."

9. "May is the month where you can't decide if you need sunscreen or an umbrella."

10. "May is the month where you start off with spring cleaning and end up with a messy closet full of summer clothes you forgot you had."

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