Funny sayings about myself

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity... a lot."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things being my way."

4. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."

5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a permanent vacation from responsibility."

6. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options... indefinitely."

7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have exceptionally high standards for mediocrity."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm just not a fan of the early bird lifestyle."

9. "I'm not disorganized, I just have a unique filing system called 'organized chaos'."

10. "I'm not a drama queen, I just have a flair for the theatrics of everyday life."

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