Funny sayings about needing coffee
1. "I'm not a morning person until I've had my coffee. Then I'm a morning person with a caffeine addiction."
2. "Coffee: because adulting is hard and I need a legal stimulant to function."
3. "I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship."
4. "Coffee is my spirit animal. Without it, I'm just a tired, grumpy mess."
5. "I drink coffee because adulting without it is just too risky."
6. "Coffee: the only thing standing between me and a prison sentence on Monday mornings."
7. "I like my coffee like I like my humor - dark, bitter, and necessary for survival."
8. "Coffee is my liquid sanity in a world full of chaos and deadlines."
9. "I don't need an inspirational quote, I need a cup of coffee."
10. "Coffee: the reason I'm not in jail for punching someone in the face before 10 am."
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