Funny sayings about noses
1. "A nose is like a fingerprint - unique and often sniffing out trouble."
2. "Keep your nose out of other people's business, unless you're a detective."
3. "A big nose is just a sign of a big heart... or a big sense of smell."
4. "I nose what I'm talking about, so don't sneeze at my advice."
5. "A nose knows when something smells fishy, so trust your instincts."
6. "Don't turn up your nose at a good opportunity, you might miss out."
7. "A nose is like a divining rod, leading you to the best smells in town."
8. "Inhale confidence, exhale doubt - that's the power of a strong nose."
9. "A nose by any other name would still smell as sweet... or stinky."
10. "Life is like a nose - you have to take it one sniff at a time."
Above is Funny sayings about noses.
1. What is your major malfunction?2. I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!3. You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth.4. You climb obstacles like old people fuck!5. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying
1. Gone but never forgotten.2. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.3. In my heart, you'll always be near.4. I miss you more than words can express.5. Your memory is a treasure I hold in my heart.6. I wish you were here with me, but I know you're watching over me.7.
1. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a spirited drinker.2. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.3. I have mixed drinks about feelings.4. I make pour decisions.5. Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.6. I'm not drunk,
1. Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair. - Unknown2. The reason I can't trust is because I've been lied to so many times that the truth seems like a lie. - Unknown3. Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that mot