Funny sayings about not giving up

1. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

2. "I'm not a quitter, I'm a motivational speaker for people who need a break."

3. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."

4. "I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday... unless it's a Friday, then I'm probably further."

5. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just committed to my awesomeness."

6. "I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

7. "I'm not giving up, I'm just taking a break to come back stronger... and with snacks."

8. "I'm like a rubber band – I may stretch, but I'll never break."

9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator of my life goals."

10. "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door... or at least a window to see if it's coming."

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