Funny sayings about ocd

1. "I have OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder."

2. "I'm not OCD, I just like my M&Ms sorted by color."

3. "I'm not OCD, I just have a strong preference for things to be in perfect order."

4. "I have OCD - Obsessive Cat Disorder. My cat must always be perfectly groomed."

5. "I'm not OCD, I just have a slight obsession with organizing my sock drawer."

6. "I have OCD - Obsessive Cleaning Disorder. My house is spotless... most of the time."

7. "I'm not OCD, I just have a thing for straightening crooked picture frames."

8. "I have OCD - Obsessive Cake Disorder. I can't resist a perfectly frosted slice."

9. "I'm not OCD, I just have a habit of alphabetizing my bookshelf."

10. "I have OCD - Obsessive Counting Disorder. I can't help but count everything in sight."

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