Funny sayings about payday

1. "Payday is like a holiday for your wallet."

2. "I have a love-hate relationship with payday - love getting paid, hate seeing it disappear so quickly."

3. "Payday: the day when my bank account finally stops crying."

4. "On payday, I feel like a millionaire for about 5 minutes until I pay my bills."

5. "Payday is the day I pretend to be responsible with my money before splurging on unnecessary things."

6. "My favorite day of the week is payday, followed closely by the day I forget it's payday and get surprised all over again."

7. "Payday: the day when my bank account finally gets a little CPR."

8. "Payday is like a breath of fresh air for my bank account - until the bills come rolling in."

9. "Payday is the day I realize how fast money can disappear."

10. "Payday: the day when my bank account gets a much-needed hug."

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