Funny sayings about people
1. "Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's a brighter day."
2. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close to it compared to some people."
3. "Some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and some people are wrong."
5. "Some people are like a fine wine, they get better with age. Others are like milk, they just turn sour."
6. "I'm not saying some people are dumb, but if brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose."
7. "Some people are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but you're pretty sure it's not gonna be good."
8. "I'm not saying some people are lazy, but if there was a competition for doing nothing, they'd probably come in second... because they wouldn't bother to show up."
9. "Some people are like a broken pencil – pointless."
10. "I'm not saying some people are shallow, but if you threw them in the ocean, they'd probably drown in a puddle."
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