Funny sayings about periods
1. "Periods are like punctuation marks for the uterus."
2. "I'm not moody, I'm just on my period."
3. "Periods are like a monthly subscription to the chaos club."
4. "I'm not crying, I'm just shedding uterine lining."
5. "Periods: the original monthly inconvenience."
6. "I'm bloated, cranky, and bleeding – must be that time of the month."
7. "Periods: the ultimate test of a woman's ability to function on minimal sleep and maximum pain."
8. "I'm not angry, I'm just menstruating with attitude."
9. "Periods are nature's way of reminding us that we're still part of the wild kingdom."
10. "I'm not a werewolf, I just have a heavy flow and a bad temper."
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