Funny sayings about phones
1. "My phone is like my best friend, always there for me...until the battery dies."
2. "I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm just in a committed relationship with it."
3. "I dropped my phone in the toilet...now it's a 'smartphone' with a water feature."
4. "My phone's autocorrect is my worst enema."
5. "I have a love-hate relationship with my phone...I love it when it works, and hate it when it doesn't."
6. "My phone is like a toddler - it constantly needs attention and throws a tantrum when it doesn't get it."
7. "I wish my phone had a 'Find My Keys' feature...that would be more useful for me."
8. "My phone's screen is so cracked, it looks like a spider web...I guess it's trying to catch some bugs."
9. "I dropped my phone so many times, it's starting to look like a modern art piece."
10. "My phone's battery life is shorter than my attention span...and that's saying something."
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