Funny sayings about potatoes

1. "Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was a little mashed!"

2. "I'm a potato. I'm a potato. Look at me, I'm a potato!" (from the movie "Despicable Me")

3. "A potato flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made." (a play on the lyrics of a popular song)

4. "I yam what I yam, said the potato."

5. "When life gives you potatoes, make french fries!"

6. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a potato enthusiast."

7. "You can't make everyone happy. You're not a potato."

8. "Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? It couldn't handle the yam drama!"

9. "I'm a potato, not a couch cushion. Stop sitting on me!"

10. "What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!"

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