Funny sayings about reading glasses
1. "I can't see the haters, I've got my reading glasses on."
2. "I'm not old, I'm just upgrading my vision with reading glasses."
3. "I wear reading glasses so I can see the fine print on my sarcasm."
4. "I put on my reading glasses and suddenly I can see all the mistakes I've been making."
5. "Reading glasses: making small print big since forever."
6. "I may need reading glasses, but my vision for dad jokes is 20/20."
7. "With my reading glasses on, I can see into the future... and it looks blurry."
8. "Reading glasses: because squinting is not a good look."
9. "I wear reading glasses to make my brain look smarter."
10. "I don't always wear reading glasses, but when I do, I look like a sophisticated bookworm."
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