Funny sayings about self
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
3. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
4. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
6. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for mediocrity."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
8. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options."
9. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm just living my best telenovela life."
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee enthusiast."
Above is Funny sayings about self.
1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Live, Laugh, Love3. Keep calm and carry on4. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger5. Hakuna Matata - No worries6. Just do it7. Work hard, play hard8. Life is short, make it sweet9. Dream big, work hard10. Love conquers all
1. With great power comes great responsibility. - Spider-Man2. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman. - Batman3. Truth, justice, and the American way. - Superman4. It's clobberin' time! - The Thing (Fantastic Four)5. Hulk smash! - The Hulk6. I'm the best there is at what I do, but w
1. Let's get naughty2. Dirty mind, clean sheets3. Sexual healing4. I'm a lover, not a fighter5. Seduce me with your words6. Kiss me like you mean it7. I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands8. Love me like you mean it9. Not for the faint of heart10. Handle with care
1. Opposites in harmony2. Balance of light and dark3. Eternal balance4. Celestial duality5. Day and night united6. Yin and yang in the sky7. Embrace the contrasts8. Light guides, darkness protects9. Dual forces, single purpose10. Sunrise to sunset, moonrise to moonset
1. Life is short, make it sweet.2. Every day is a new beginning.3. Chase your dreams, not your fears.4. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.5. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.6. The best is yet to come.7. Life is tough, but so are you.8. Success is not final, fa
1. Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Albert Einstein2. The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. - Epicurus3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein4. Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron5. Smooth seas do not make skillful sa
1. A woman is like an egg, delicate and strong at the same time.2. Just like eggs, women have the power to create and nurture life.3. Women are like eggs, full of potential waiting to be hatched.4. Handle women with care, like you would handle a fragile egg.5. Women are like eggs, each one