Funny sayings about self righteousness

1. "I'm so self-righteous, I could be my own moral compass."

2. "I'm not just right, I'm self-righteous!"

3. "I'm so self-righteous, I could start a one-person judgment committee."

4. "I'm as self-righteous as a cat who thinks it's the king of the jungle."

5. "I'm so self-righteous, I should come with a warning label: 'May cause eye-rolling and exasperation.'"

6. "I'm so self-righteous, I could give lessons on how to be perfect (according to me)."

7. "I'm so self-righteous, I could make a saint feel inadequate."

8. "I'm as self-righteous as a peacock strutting around in its own moral superiority."

9. "I'm so self-righteous, I could write a book on how to be insufferably righteous."

10. "I'm so self-righteous, I could give lessons on how to be holier-than-thou without even trying."

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