Funny sayings about senility
1. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating a new filing system in my brain."
2. "I may be getting older, but at least I have an excuse for forgetting things now."
3. "I used to have a photographic memory, but now it's more like a Polaroid that never develops."
4. "I may be losing my memory, but at least I'm gaining new friends every day."
5. "I'm not losing my mind, it's just taking a detour through memory lane."
6. "I may forget your name, but I'll never forget how to laugh."
7. "I may be getting older, but my sense of humor is still as sharp as a tack. Or was it a nail?"
8. "I may forget where I put my keys, but I'll never forget where I left my sense of humor."
9. "I may have a few senior moments, but at least I can still rock a pair of socks with sandals."
10. "I may be getting forgetful, but at least I can still remember to laugh at myself."
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